Who said Asians got small dicks!? (no homo)

[la venganza]

What’s so funny? I’m Asian and I have a small dick; so what?
Girls love my little boy.

I am not laughing at anyone with a small dick....It was just the way Chinesepimp wrote his post..

 

[papasmerf]

What’s so funny? I’m Asian and I have a small dick; so what?
Girls love my little boy.

Dude

it is the cash that is loved

 

[gentle_lover]

Just because the kid hasn't been caught by his mother, doesn't mean he isn't stealing cookies from the cookie jar.

Exactly.....that also doesn't mean that he is stealing cookies from the f'king cookie jar.

One night after partying it up at a dance club, I told my buddy to drive (Chinese guy named Wong, go figure).
Anyways, I was trashed, I could drive, but if I got pulled over, I knew I'd be over the legal limit.
He was sober. We drove home 2 friend that we bumped into at the club, from Airport Road and Dixon, to Brampton.
Not 5 MINUTES of driving, one of the guys in the back, this really huge black dude named Dwayne (coolest and scrariest Jamaican you met) said and I'm quoting "Blood clot...I'm gonna die in this car at the hands of a sober Chinese dude....get the fuck back in your driver seat and let me live" (he nudged me to drive, so I did).

Sucks to be your buddy. And tell your black buddy, maybe he would let all of you guys live by taking a taxi home, instead of being shot by thugs or police.

My money is on the fact that people would scream racism.

That's exactly where my money is where people read what you have said about Asian people and what your black buddy have said in that f'king car.

I'll never be jealous of people who can't drive for shit and have tiny dicks.
Nice try bud.
Besides, you think Chinese (and a few other Asian cultures) were just picked at random for this "consipracy".
Fuck that's laughable.
Wake up and open your eyes, 2 things will happen when you do.
You'll drive better and won't get a ticket.
You'll notice they (Chinese and others) can't fucking drive.

When did I refer to you in person that you are jealous??? Please people help me out here?!?! Now...THAT is fucking laughable. I think maybe because you are jealous, that's why you are offended by what I said.

"desperate for attentions" ??? wtf, you've been hangin' in the crib with your Asian boy for a little too long.
You're obviously picking up his Engrrish.

You are offended again. Now people out there pretty much know why you are offended.

All I can say about you, I could be wrong, you are so racist against Asian people. Even your buddy became a victim of your racism and your black buddy racism. Ask your black buddy this question, I'm sure he and the rest of black people out there want no more discrimination and to be treat equally, and etc. What people think about that when he(your black buddy) made a remark about your chinese buddy? Do you think that will end or erase discrimination? What he actually was doing is worsen the issue(discrimination) out. What do you think if your chinese buddy say..."I would rather take a taxi home than being shot by thugs or drug dealers" in that car that night? I'm pretty sure he will not like it either. He will say something cliche like "What? Because I'm black?"
I don't know where you live and what world of friend you live, but I rather hanging out with my Asian friend a lil too long like you said, than have to be in your shoes or be your buddy.
I think you need a mental help man.

... speaks volume. Cobster how old are you ?

BTW this is not about SONY or buying HD TV or consumer shit from a retail store. You got any solid scientific figure to back up your experinece other than jumping on the stupid wagon to blame Asians ?

YEAH....how old are you?

 

[Alexis696969]

What happens if I said "Asians have small dicks " Am I gonna get run over too ?




















j/k

 

[gentle_lover]

I'd like to see you say that to his face.
That would be some seriously funny shit.

Yeah! Get a room with Dawyne. Now that will be so fucking funny.
Obviously you are afraid of him, I can sense that. Why you are afraid of him?
Do you and him have some kind of relationship that we don't know about?
I mean it's okay if you guys do, I'm sure people will not discriminate you and him like how you discriminate the others.

As for the Asians (mainly, Chinese) not being able to drive.
Quite a few think it and don't care to express it.
Like I said, this wasn't some conspiracy theory that just came out of f'in nowhere for shits'n'giggles.
So quit the heroic politically correct bullshit replies.
Too f'in funny.

LOL hold on hold on.....are you saying to everybody here that you DO know where it came from? I'm talking about your theory, in case you are not able to follow me. How about telling us the answer then?

 

[great bear]

I'd like to see you say that to his face.
That would be some seriously funny shit.

As for the Asians (mainly, Chinese) not being able to drive.
Quite a few think it and don't care to express it.
Like I said, this wasn't some conspiracy theory that just came out of f'in nowhere for shits'n'giggles.
So quit the heroic politically correct bullshit replies.
Too f'in funny.

Cobster and Dwayne are an item. I think Cobster asked his Chinese friend to drive so Dwayne and Cobster could do the big dirty in the back seat. Out of the closet and into the back seat.

 

[BabyMilo]

Also many guys with the asian fetish are looking for the stereotypical asian woman: little english, small and small breasts. I however am 5'8 and a BBW who speaks English and sounds Canadian. Not the typical asian thus i do not attract the guys with the asian fetishes.

So you think your the only Asian in Canada that speaks English???

Being Asian has nothing to do with which language you speak or which culture u identify. Its in your blood! (but ur half, so its a lil diff.)

And most guys who like Asians prefer Asian-Canadian, because they are less "fobbish". Same goes for white girls who like date Asians, I think they will prefer Daniel Kim ova William Hung.

I was born and raised here. My "white" mother raised me and I never learned korean. Although I look Korean, I sound white and other then the facial features I look white (tall, large tits). I indentify with white culture and thus could not see myself marrying a korean.

What about a Korean who was born in North America? Yet again u think that ur the only Asian in Canada that was born and raised here.

 

[BabyMilo]

Southstar

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BeUc1XK26WE

Jin

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bcgtBNYCZ84

 

[great bear]

So you think your the only Asian in Canada that speaks English???

Being Asian has nothing to do with which language you speak or which culture u identify. Its in your blood! (but ur half, so its a lil diff.)

And most guys who like Asians prefer Asian-Canadian, because they are less "fobbish". Same goes for white girls who like date Asians, I think they will prefer Daniel Kim ova William Hung.



What about a Korean who was born in North America? Yet again u think that ur the only Asian in Canada that was born and raised here.

If a Korean was born in North America would he/she be a North Korean?

 

[LancsLad]

If a Korean was born in North America would he/she be a North Korean?

There is a lot of Korean variety in store .

 

[great bear]

There is a lot of Korean variety in store .

But East Indians are a gas.

 

[BabyMilo]

BTW...don't get me wrong. I have friends from many different backgrounds and I love Amerca and Canada. Don't get it twisted. I got love for everyone.
No h8. I love you all.

 

[mmouse]

But East Indians are a gas.

There's a lot of homelessness in the great white north.

 

[great bear]

BTW...don't get me wrong. I have friends from many different backgrounds and I love Amerca and Canada. Don't get it twisted. I got love for everyone.
No h8. I love you all.

BabyMilo: You are definetly gay. You Cobster and Dwayne should rent a room for the weekend. If you want to get kinky invite Papa smerf.

 

[LancsLad]

BabyMilo: You are definetly gay. You Cobster and Dwayne should rent a room for the weekend. If you want to get kinky invite Papa smerf.

Thats one way for Papa to ease that Blue Balls problem.

 

[great bear]

Thats one way for Papa to ease that Blue Balls problem.

If Papa has Blue Balls he might be a good addition to my Christmas Fur tree?

 

[Berlin]

BabyMilo: You are definetly gay. You Cobster and Dwayne should rent a room for the weekend. If you want to get kinky invite Papa smerf.

Bad bear, bad.

 

[Cobster]

Cobster and Dwayne are an item. I think Cobster asked his Chinese friend to drive so Dwayne and Cobster could do the big dirty in the back seat. Out of the closet and into the back seat.

This was a clubbing buddy from a few years ago.
Lost touch, nice try old tubby bear.
On a sidenote, when trying to come across as funny (and intelligent, learn how to spell, basic English 101).

 

[Berlin]

Come on now, you know bear was only fucking around. Like his bear paws are any good for typing.

 

[LancsLad]

Come on now, you know bear was only fucking around. Like his bear paws are any good for typing.

GB is quirky with the qwerty.