You'd best be careful about insinuating that Morgan isn't the Lord. I'm not sure that her ego could tolerate such suggestions.Spode said:
Why women cares about length ?
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We're having a prayer circle at my place tonight. We'll be asking baby Jesus to intervene on behalf of all of you fornicating heathenite bastards, praying for Maryland to gain the strength to stop masturbating to pictures of male escorts, and discussing whether or not Shake is actually the anti-Christ.
Afterwards, there'll be pie, punch and group cockpunting. BYOB (bring your own bible).
Morgan
Afterwards, there'll be pie, punch and group cockpunting. BYOB (bring your own bible).
Morgan
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"baby-jesus" is the name of my friend's cat. Baby-jesus is quite a little peckerhead.
Most women don't like long cocks. Male escorts are rarely called by women.
Most women don't like long cocks. Male escorts are rarely called by women.
Quit trying to make us thing about your ass. This is a serious conversation about Maryland's obsession with male escorts with stigmata and Elvis sideburns.Morgan Ellis said:
Wow, don't get so pissy. If you prefer Dutch Apple, just say so. These demons sure are picky about their pie, I tell you.
Isn't that my job? I thought that our Old Married Couple routine was pretty much set. I make the bitter, sarcastic comments and you ignore me.Morgan Ellis said:
Don't change the ground rules on me now!
Shut up, you are so totally not my boyfriend anymore. I mean girlfriend. I mean, you're not Asian Sensation.
Help me clear something up. If the wafer is the body, the wine is the blood.... what does the lemonade on the back table represent?Morgan Ellis said:
maryland said:
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman...... They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replied, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replied, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."
I find that some women enjoy have there cervix bumped during sex, which can be accomplished only with a long penis or in women with a short vaginal canal. Oriental women seem to have short vaginal canals, more likely to bump their cervix. Some women don't like this feeling though.
Any woman who says she doesn't prefer a fella with a large d**k is either lying or hasn't had one. There is something excruciatingly exciting about one that is both long and thick - the type that make your insides scream - give me more................................................(boy, I've been celibate way too long)........................
