Worst Pickup Lines

[onomatopoeia]

Have you always been a woman?

 

[Tomoreno]

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous!

 

[Fun For All]

125 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines So Funny and Terrible, You're Sure to Score a Smile

These so-corny-they're-good openers will instantly break the ice.

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[jalimon]

Did you know we have 50% chance to sleep together tonight?

 

[Jasmina]

Wrong thread. That should be in BEST pickup lines!

Did you know we have 50% chance to sleep together tonight?

 

[downbound123]

Hi, would you mind terribly if I borrowed your phone for a minute. Mine died and I promised my mother I would call her the moment I fell in love.

 

[mellowjello]

I'ld let you suck my dick, but what do I get out of it.

 

[y2kmark]

Well hi, sweetness. Pull up a face and sit down....

 

[Jenesis]

I know these are meant to be cheesy but ....

Why aren’t you smiling? You would have such a nice smile.

I don’t know if it is a line but don’t be that guy or even that girl that tells people to smile. You have no idea the day they are having.

I remember the day I lost my great-grandmother. I was leaving the hospital, on the TTC and this man came up and told me it was a beautiful day out and a pretty girl like me should be smiling.

So I asked him why I should be smiling that my relative is died two hours ago. He shut up pretty fast.

Men seems to like to tell women to smile. I don’t know why.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Nice dress. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[Tomoreno]

Mmm... great legs! What time do they open?

 

[shack]

At a gay bar:

May I push in your stool?

 

[GameBoy27]

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

 

[cowslinger]

I like your shoes, bet they were really nice when they were new.

 

[corrie fan]

Do you have to give those eyes back to the angels at night?

You must be Jamaican, cuz ja makin me crazy.

 

[Fun For All]

 

[kherg007]

From Bohemian Rhapsody: "That thing between your legs - does it bite?"

 

[wazup]

I know these are meant to be cheesy but ....

Why aren’t you smiling? You would have such a nice smile.

I don’t know if it is a line but don’t be that guy or even that girl that tells people to smile. You have no idea the day they are having.

I remember the day I lost my great-grandmother. I was leaving the hospital, on the TTC and this man came up and told me it was a beautiful day out and a pretty girl like me should be smiling.

So I asked him why I should be smiling that my relative is died two hours ago. He shut up pretty fast.

Men seems to like to tell women to smile. I don’t know why.

Funny you bring this up. I worked in a camp as far north in nwt as you could go. Work camps are miserable places for the most part. An attractive 20 something female engineer had the misfortune of getting a placement there. Her husband was on opposite shift so they never saw each other. 40 to 60 year old guys were constantly telling her to smile all over the site. These camps were so concentrated she couldn't escape it.

I talked to her one day and it was driving her insane being told to smile all the time. She wasn't there long, she hated it.

 

[Fun For All]

Funny you bring this up. I worked in a camp as far north in nwt as you could go. Work camps are miserable places for the most part. An attractive 20 something female engineer had the misfortune of getting a placement there. Her husband was on opposite shift so they never saw each other. 40 to 60 year old guys were constantly telling her to smile all over the site. These camps were so concentrated she couldn't escape it.

I talked to her one day and it was driving her insane being told to smile all the time. She wasn't there long, she hated it.

Thanks for that story, it was really interesting.

 

[wazup]

At a gay bar:

May I push in your stool?

Good one, need to work on your delivery.

What did Neil say to Bob at the gay bar?

May i push in your stool.

Neil and Bob reference means one guy is kneeling and bobbing. Carry on.