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Rockslinger

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Dear Angrey Black Man,
Do you follow NHL hockey? What do you think of Black hockey players? Do you see any angrey Black hockey players?
 
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diverdown

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Back Burner said:
I'd think you'd make a better Tina White customer. Call her up for an interview.
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Called Tina left several angry diatribe messages doing my best imitation of Robert Downey Jr playing a dude who's playing a dude playing a black dude.

No response yet but I am not the waiting type of man playing a man who's an angry black man. So I called Philadelphia Flyers general manager Paul Holmgren, heard they needed an angry black man on the team. Everything was looking great but they ended up going with Ray Emery. Paul said I was a better goalie but Ray has far more experience as an angry black man. (couldn't argue that even though I was a man playing a man who's an angry black man)

Thinking of becoming a bumbling mistaken politician. (race no longer an issue I hear) Have been told there's a real good future in it as long as I can say "Oops, so very sorry" and look really sincere. (my sincere look is one of the best) So I'm qualified (that was a stretch) and the position pays better than my other best qualified role as a disgruntled Toronto sports fan.

Any advice how I can gain the angry black man vote when I run for office?

Hope you enjoy the weekend (in an angry kind of way).
 
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Rockslinger

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Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
Why are there no Black swimmers or figure skaters? (BTW I don't like getting wet either:eek: .)
 
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La Roche

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Hi BackBurner,

Can you leave the DQ date with hot "Gen" in the back seat for a moment? I need someone to torture my douchbag boss within the legal boundry. That guy deserves a kick in the face or a STD "c*ck---meat" sandwich from "Harold & Kumar"...

What would you do if you were me? (read my other post for details)
 
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Back Burner

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Still in protest for not being allowed to use M.od
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La Roche said:
Hi BackBurner,

Can you leave the DQ date with hot "Gen" in the back seat for a moment? I need someone to torture my douchbag boss within the legal boundry. That guy deserves a kick in the face or a STD "c*ck---meat" sandwich from "Harold & Kumar"...

What would you do if you were me? (read my other post for details)
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I'm a little tired to read the review but here's my advice....

Step 1

Visit a SP every day for a week and bring a balloon with you on each visit. Every time you finish use the balloon. Finish when you have 10 to 15.

Step 2

Plan a surprise party for your boss or maybe a congrats party. You just need an even to celebrate your boss' greatness

Step 3

Hire an event planner to decorate your boss' office however request that the have ballons fall from the ceiling when your boss enters.

Step 4

Replace have ballons with your ballons.

Step 5

Throw up after the party.
 
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RTRD

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Delurking to say....

...this shit is he-lar-re-us

And I learned a few things I didn't know...not that it matters anymore. Perhaps I should have attended a few of those TERB parties after all....

BTW...no, i don't lurk often, so don't bother counter posting. There are people who know how to reach me though if you really want to. Won't take much to figure out who they are...
 
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Rockslinger

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Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
If they made a movie about your life, which Black (or White or Asian) actor or actress would you choose to portray you? Also, would there be any naked :eek: sex scenes in the movie and with which actress (or actor)?
 
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La Roche

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Back Burner said:
I'm a little tired to read the review but here's my advice....

Step 1

Visit a SP every day for a week and bring a balloon with you on each visit. Every time you finish use the balloon. Finish when you have 10 to 15.

Step 2

Plan a surprise party for your boss or maybe a congrats party. You just need an even to celebrate your boss' greatness

Step 3

Hire an event planner to decorate your boss' office however request that the have ballons fall from the ceiling when your boss enters.

Step 4

Replace have ballons with your ballons.

Step 5

Throw up after the party.
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Sorry I know you might be too busy with your DQ date.

Can you please be my partner in crime for the "drop the ballon" ceremony? I think the look on his face will mitigate your "angry-ness" well lol
 
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Rockslinger

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Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
Is it true that babes find an angry Black man so sexually attractive? Are you really angry and Black? Or, is it just a well rehearsed act to get women in bed? Do you find your non-angry and non-Black peers suffering from "angry Black man" envy?
 
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torontojohn

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amber-jade said:
is it true that an angry black man is terrified of a pissed of white chick ?
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I think Angry Black Men confronted by Pissed Off White Chicks often resort to something called a "Pimp Slap".

I'm not sure though. I stay away from both Angry Black Men AND Pissed Off White Chicks.
 
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