Ask an "Angry Black Man" thread.

[seth gecko]

Enough about the "angry" and "black", lets learn about the MAN behind our friend Back Burner.

So, are you married or single?
What field do you work in?
Any siblings?
Any plans for the weekend?

 

[Back Burner]

Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
Is it true that babes find an angry Black man so sexually attractive? Are you really angry and Black? Or, is it just a well rehearsed act to get women in bed? Do you find your non-angry and non-Black peers suffering from "angry Black man" envy?

I will say anything to get a women into bed. BTW, I donate to goodwill and I drive a Audi R8

 

[Back Burner]

My apologies if this has already been asked in any of the other 250+ posts, but which black people (celebrities) are you (and the black community) ashamed of?

How pissed do you get when white people adopt "black talk" when they are speaking to someone who is black?

No apologies need my friend. What is "black talk"? If a white person grows up in the black community should I get pissed? I get pissed at people who act fake regardless of colour.

 

[Back Burner]

is it true that an angry black man is terrified of a pissed of white chick ?

My mother is back and she terrifies me more when she's pissed off than any pissed off white woman could.

 

[Back Burner]

Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
If they made a movie about your life, which Black (or White or Asian) actor or actress would you choose to portray you? Also, would there be any naked sex scenes in the movie and with which actress (or actor)?

Your best question yet!!

Toss up between Charlie Murphy and Andre 3000 and actress maybe Kathy Bates or Charlize Theron.

 

[Back Burner]

...this shit is he-lar-re-us

And I learned a few things I didn't know...not that it matters anymore. Perhaps I should have attended a few of those TERB parties after all....

BTW...no, i don't lurk often, so don't bother counter posting. There are people who know how to reach me though if you really want to. Won't take much to figure out who they are...

Welcome to the thread MLAM.


For those who don't know, me and MLAM are really laughing at all the stupid questions. But keep it to yourselves.

 

[t8rs]

Oreo blizzards rock!!

If you like Oreos, does that make you an "Oreo"?
Do other angry black men intimidate you?
If you're always angry, are you difficult to see in low-light conditions?
Is the winner of the Blizzard required to correctly answer a time-limited skill-testing question?
Is this contest open to residents of Quebec?

 

[Rockslinger]

actress maybe Kathy Bates or Charlize Theron.

There is a HUGE difference between Kathy Bates and Charlize Theron.

 

[Back Burner]

There is a HUGE difference between Kathy Bates and Charlize Theron.

Yeah there is but I bet Kathy gives a mean blow job.

 

[wantoplay]

I think many are afraid to say it in public but will say it behind close doors or on a review board. *cough cough* Joy from Loco *cough cough*

So if I read that right, joy has that whole cough cough "White Pride" thing happening??

Do you get offended when whites assume that chicken and watermelon is your favourite dish??

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
Is it nature or nurture? Are angry Black men born or made?

How can I be an angry Black man? Sounds like a lot of fun .

 

[slowandeasy]

Of course. He was set up by the man because he was rich and married to a white woman. It was a total cover up by racist police in the LAPD. He's a victim!!!



I'm fucking with you. The fucker is a murdering bastard.

LMAO

 

[slowandeasy]

1. How many black men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2. Why did the black man cross the road?
3. Do find some black jokes funny?
4. What is your favorite black joke?

Great thread, I actually read all the posts.

I thought that MLAM makes a better Angry Black Man than you.

 

[great bear]

Shit, is the guy still angry?

 

[The LoLRus]

For those who don't know, me and MLAM are really laughing at all the stupid questions

If you dont wanna entertain stupid questions, then dont start stupid threads

 

[Top Northerner]

I 'heard' he is banging some hot chick my hood

Does it bother you when you hear white people talking like they are from the hood?

 

[Rockslinger]

Does it bother you when you hear white people talking like they are from the hood?

FYI: Lisa is Black.

 

[The LoLRus]

You have BETtv

Can us flakey white folks have WHITE tv?? (WETtv)????

 

[Rockslinger]

Dear Mr. Angry Black Man,
What music does an angry Black man listen to to soothe the anger in his soul?

 

[Rockslinger]

thank you homie

You're welcome. I am an angry Black man wannabe. I just think that angry Black men lead more exciting lives and are babe magnets.