My mom and I were hit with some bad news last weekend, a friend of hers is coming over on saturday to spend the night to talk with us, mom will be at work until late at night her friend wants to take me out for dinner and then we will be alone for a few hours, How can I go about trying to have sex with the friend or even just recieve oral? the friend is about 36DD
My Mom's Friend
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I wish I could help with this but my expertise ends at 36C/34D.
You might want to clean up your mom's basement before you invite her down.
Please report back!
You might want to clean up your mom's basement before you invite her down.
Please report back!
I concur, you just have to cum out and say it.
At 36DD I would ask for Russian as well, you can't pass that up. Let us know what happens.
How old is your mom's friend by the way ?
I was thinking something a little more subtle. After dinner, bring her home and then excuse yourself by saying you need a shower. Leave the door open. Walk to/from the shower naked. See if she touches dick.
I hear there was a guy running around all the Loblaws wearing a trench coat doing this too.
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...
[Chorus:]
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
[Chorus]
He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel.................
What to do in my spare time??? Had a cancellation!!! Its good to laugh!! Always!!:rofl:Although, to be fair, I could point out that entertainment is your job
send me her phone number i will talk to her. talk to her for you i mean. thats it.
poor guy comes in asking for guidance and advice. and every guy on terb tries to go over and mow his lawn : P
the problem with trying to read signals from a lady if she's interested or how much she likes you - is that those signals can always be misinterpreted. if only there were signals that were loud and clear like trying to groom her hair. whenever you're around..
problem is: alot of women just like getting attention. undivided attention. from every guy. makes them feel special. important. like a celebrity. like a diva. they like to call it 'friendship' oh we're good friends. he likes to hear my problems and my daily rants. and all along the guy is thinking she likes him. she makes good eye contact. she tells him everything. and then when he tries to make a move. she gets all freaked out and goes, 'i don't like you like that!' and avoids you forever.
tread carefully. be careful. you're walking a minefield. if you step on a mine. you blow everything including yourself and everything to pieces.
Best advice . Just give them a good stare once in a while then look up to see if she's looking . If she gives you a nice smile she might even ask you if you want to see them . Then you'll be on your way .
If nothing happens well , at least you got a good look .
What if she prefers to eat carpet and your Mom and her are friends with benefits.
Could be pretty awkward.
Worse, she could be a frigid prude and call the cops on you plus tell your Mom.
Tread carefully and don't shit where you eat son.
Could be pretty awkward.
Worse, she could be a frigid prude and call the cops on you plus tell your Mom.
Tread carefully and don't shit where you eat son.
