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yychobbyist

You know what I hate about Toronto? No more really disgusting and sleazy lap dance parlours like Le Sex or whatever it was called that used to be down on Yonge Street. You can't be a world class city without a place like that.
 
Meesh

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CappinStabbin said:
Good question... this place is such a dump. Worst city in the world, no doubt.
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CappinStabbin said:
Place is a dump, don't give visitors the wrong idea.
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CappinStabbin said:
... This place is a dump......This city is such a dump.
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So, what are you trying to say?

That this place is a dump?

Tourette's Syndrome?
 
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great bear said:
I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about.
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Let me summarize it for you then.

1. CappinStabbin read an article in the Toronto Star about some problems in the city. He now thinks Toronto is a shitty place to live.
2. Some people disagree.
3.CappinStabbin thinks those people are in The Nile.
4. More people disagree.
5. CappinStabbin thinks he will able to leave once someone posts his bail.
6. Some woman posted a contrary opinion.
7. CappinStabbin called her a “snobby biatch.”
8. A couple of cow farking jokes by yyc.
9. More opinions contradicting CappinStabbin and some overall critiques of his spelling.
10. CappinStabbin says he’s leaving.
11. The Leafs suck according to Goober.
12. CappinStabbin still hasn’t left.
13. TheNiteHwk likes Asians.
14. CappinStabbin still hasn’t left.
15. MRMARCUS posts that all the problems with Toronto stems from the women.
16. CappinStabbin stops packing long enough to tell more people they are in The Nile.
17. CaddyCad loves it when people take him too seriously.
18. CappinStabbin hates the seagulls and continues packing.
19. Cardinal Fang and yyc are a bunch of winkies. 20. Meesh is now a Doctor.
 
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great bear

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eyeofthedragon said:
great bare you should be ashamed for getting this thread off topic! Now is this thread about Sheik's breasts?
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Regarding Sheik's breasts: I understand when Sheik wanted to get something off his chest he saw a surgeon. :p
 
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eyeofthedragon

Meesh is a doctor? I thought that me some sort of lame rolling stones thingy
 
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wrong hole said:
I love it when the bitterness of living has gotten to the core of a person's being....that they feel they have to blame women or their surroundings for their mundane emptiness
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I love it when we communicate on this board and have so much cameraderie! :cool:
 
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yychobbyist

Cardinal Fang said:
Let me summarize it for you then.

1. CappinStabbin read an article in the Toronto Star about some problems in the city. He now thinks Toronto is a shitty place to live.
2. Some people disagree.
3.CappinStabbin thinks those people are in The Nile.
4. More people disagree.
5. CappinStabbin thinks he will able to leave once someone posts his bail.
6. Some woman posted a contrary opinion.
7. CappinStabbin called her a “snobby biatch.”
8. A couple of cow farking jokes by yyc.
9. More opinions contradicting CappinStabbin and some over all critiques of his spelling.
10. CappinStabbin says he’s leaving.
11. The Leafs suck according to Goober.
12. CappinStabbin still hasn’t left.
13. TheNiteHwk likes Asians.
14. CappinStabbin still hasn’t left.
15. MRMARCUS posts that all the problems with Toronto stems from the women.
16. CappinStabbin stops packing long enough to tell more people they are in The Nile.
17. CaddyCad loves it when people take him too seriously.
18. CappinStabbin hates the seagulls and continues packing.
19. Cardinal Fang and yyc are a bunch of winkies. 20. Meesh is now a Doctor.
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Now this post is a work of art. I think you should be commissioned to produce the "Annotated History of TERB".
 
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great bear

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yychobbyist said:
And don't forget Goober.
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Goober McFly unlike you and the Fangster is a class act. It would take a tremendous effort to insult the Mcfly guy. Well not really that much of an effort.
 
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great bear

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Cardinal Fang said:
YYC surpases "winky" and moves straight into patronizing *donkey-fellater.

* Trademark by HC
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Fangster: YYC is definetly moved beyond the "winkie" category with the brown nose job on you.
 
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yychobbyist

Oh ok. I'm just gonna have to go fuck his sister. Again.

And again

And again


And again

And again


And again

And again

And again

And again

And again
 
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great bear

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yychobbyist said:
Didn't know Great Bear had a hot sister did you?
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The Fangster says "ouch" when YYC is doing my sister? Shit is the Fangster my sister? :confused:
 
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The Toronto Song
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By the Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
(from the album Con Troupo Comedius, recorded "in, like, 92 or something")

I hate the SkyDome and the CN Tower too;
I hate Nathan Philips Square and the Ontario Zoo!
The rent's too high,
The air's unclean,
The beaches are dirty,
And the people are mean!
And the women are big and the men are dumb
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum!
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork!
They dress real bad and they think they're New York...
In Toronto . . . !
Ontario . . . oh-oh!


"You know . . . now that I think about it, I pretty much hate all of Ontario!"
"Yeah! Me too!"


I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa,
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa!
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck,
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks!


I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney!
He beat me up and he stole my pants
And he put me in a tree!
I went to see the Maple Leafs
And got hit in the head with a puck.


"Uh I don't even know how they did it . . . I mean, I was playin' the organ at the time!"
(And Alan Thicke sucks!)


Ontario . . . oh-oh-oh sucks.


"Come to think of it, I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!"
"Well except Alberta!"
"Oh yeah, of course I love Alberta! Lot's of cows, rocks, trees and dirt . . . mmmmoo moo moo!"


But . . . I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is . . . too small.
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank;
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall!
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad!
Ontario sucks . . . Ontario sucks.


"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre! Isn't that stupid?!"


Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old!
And as for the territories . . .
They're too cold!


"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
'Cause Alberta . . . a-a
Doesn't suck!
But Calgary does . . . !
 
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CappinStabbin said:
bwahaha. Yeah guys, I'll be here for a while to remind you about how much this city sucks. Can't let you forget.
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*looks up "One Trick Pony" in dictionary*
One Trick Pony: (n) 1. Cardinal Fang

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*petitions for addition of CappinStabbin to definition*
 
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